There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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