the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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