it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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