bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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