In the future we'll all be gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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