dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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