Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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