careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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