Its about making memories worth repressing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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