This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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