That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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