I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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