: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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