Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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