Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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