that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You can make out without kissing
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