So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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