what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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