worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
