ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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