Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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