the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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