i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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