she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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