Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
operation harelip BJ is a go
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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