Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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