no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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