This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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