1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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