Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You took a bar mat shot.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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