We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize