Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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