Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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