nut hugger
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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