Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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