is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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