Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize