Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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