Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i'm inner monologue high
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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