Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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