i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
