Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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