he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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