I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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