If i come over, it means nothing
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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