I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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