i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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