I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Randomize
