I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
