do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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