lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Never underestimate the power of titties
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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