But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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