I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Randomize
