U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Little spoons don't ask big questions
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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